Oh Youtube

HEHE


Please don't watch all of this...it'll rot your brain

Houston...I have a problem

So...I got tea today in the mail




31 different Samples.

That brings me up to 70 different tea options in my room.

I definitely need help. Come drink tea!!!


P.S. Do you have an Armadillo problem??? Hope you get rid of them before the holidays.

And today on Youtube

Umm...Awkward Turtle.



Adorable

???

I honestly do not know what to do with this experience? This video just screws with my whole world view....

Posted without comment

Via Laura

A Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

All I can say is...WHAT THE FUCK!!!?

via Slog

Fortune cookie says...

This is why I should try to sleep more often:

me: sleepytime, yes?

p.s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GXskZFXbNY

howdo88: i guess it's sleepytime

whaaaa

why did you find this?

did you see it on the television

me: nope on the internets

through a blog

did you post on my blog

p.s

howdo88: haha

yes

did you post on mine

NO

haha

me: ok, just wanted to confirm

i never post on blogs -but i read them

all the times

howdo88: i see

but how do i know what you think

haha

i'm thinking i may go home for half of spring break, btw

me: oh, tru wisdom young grasshoper

howdo88: in which case you can come visit new york for part of the time

me: the last half??

howdo88: ummm i don't know which half yet

me: because I am busy the first

man with oxen builds only one house

howdo88: the second half should work

me: two pigs is fortune, three is greedy

howdo88: i guess it would be nice of me to be home for easter

me: haha

bright eggs will be the road you seek

howdo88: i'm really fucking confused

me: haha

i am not sure

why but i decided to speak in fortune cookie

sorry that you had to be on the other end of that folly

me: ok now I should sleep before i say something like...Student without sleep is like chicken without egg

Schoolz out foreverz

Ok it is official, I hate grad school.
Here is the rundown -

Northwestern - Rejected

UPenn - Application Incomplete, but the internets says everything has been received, you do not get a decision, you cannot pass go, you will never get your PhD!

Rutgers - Never received my transcripts - Yeah well Fedex says you did!

NYU - Internet site 1 says all recommendations received, internets site 2 says 1 recommendation received, and the million dollar question - why two sites?

U of Chicago - everything in, but we will probably still reject you

Toronto - eh?

Harvard - still waiting on that third recommendation that was due Jan 2 - NOT MY FAULT, I promise!